teenage beauty queen

elizabeth darling, 15, south carolina.

"like the swinging may-cloud that pelts the flowers with hailstones, she was made to bruise and to bless."

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via ugly)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via fruitcrocs)

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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(Source: caughtshade, via perks-of-being-chinese)

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

(via d0nn0)

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via who-locked-starkid)

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via ugly)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via fake-mermaid)