teenage beauty queen

elizabeth darling, 15, south carolina.

"like the swinging may-cloud that pelts the flowers with hailstones, she was made to bruise and to bless."

iphone user:

*minding his own business*

android user:

AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

iphone user:

im not really a fanboy

android user:

let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

iphone user:

hey man thats in poor taste

android user:

good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

iphone user:

it's quite large

Android user:

you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

iphone user:

oh my god!

android user:

oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering



what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?



you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

(Source: pau1y, via fruitcrocs)

Panic! At the Disco - The End Of All Things (3D Audio)


The End of All Things (3D Audio) - Panic at the Disco


It is a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by headphones/speakers. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.


- close your eyes

- wear headphones!


Enjoy, and thanks to blueberrymofn for the request! To see more 3D audio edits, click here. If any of you would like to request a song, feel free to do so here!

(via eldimple)


Tumblr on November 1st

(Source: hirohamahda, via sniffing)


Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments


(via jesussbabymomma)

“Many a gentleman had likened his first meeting with her to downing a very strong cognac when one was expecting fruit juice.”

—   Gail Carriger